Grey areas

     Is the glass half full or half empty? Does a backpacker defecate in the woods, or do they hold it? If a tree falls in the forest and lands on a backpacker you don't know, does it matter? If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, are you sure it's not an immature goose?
     Two things are certain. If you put lipstick on a Senator, you still have a Senator. If you dress a monkey in a suit, you still have a Congressperson.
     Rare editorial comment: Bloomberg as Treasury Secretary? Well, he sure knows how to collect treasure, but his adopted home of Bermuda needs him more than we do. I wonder what he looks like in shorts? Uh, sorry, I take that back. And I don't say sorry hardly at all. It's just that Coasttocoast is having a gory movie show Friday and I don't know that I'll listen.

bureaucracy

Sometimes, even when you're clueless, good things can happen.

Suppression

When people want to consider you as stupid, especially those you work with or for, they will not provide adequate, or perhaps any training. So, you're stupid. I guess they should know.

Football is here

The Gators play football on Saturday. Last year was no fun. If they had won the national title, it would have been a relief. This year should be more fun.